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MANLY CHINESE CARTOONS

WAZZUP WEAKLINGS
WATCHING YOUR GENERIC ANIMU WITH SKINNY SHOTAS, EH?

WELL, I'LL RECOMMEND YOU SOME GOOD ANIMU TO FIX YOUR TASTES
I'LL TRY TO SPOIL AS LESS AS POSSIBLE, BUT TO REALLY LOVE A MANLY CHINESE CARTOON, YOU MUST WATCH IT YOURSELF

1. HOKUTO NO KEN

IT'S ABOUT A RIPPED OFF GUY NAMED KENSHIRO(DID YOU KNOW THAT "KEN" IN NIPPON MEANS FIST? HOLY FUCK I WANT TO BE CALLED FIST THAT'S SO BADASS). HE WAS ONCE A PACIFIST, BUT WAS BETRAYED BY HIS FORMER FRIEND. HE REALIZED THAT VIOLENCE NEEDS TO BE SOLVED WITH VIOLENCE, AND GOES ON, KICKING ASSES OF PUNKS THAT TERRORIZE THE WEAK. BUT THAT'S NOT YOUR TYPICAL KUNG-FU BEATING. HE BLOWS HEADS UP.
THAT'S RIGHT.
HE BLOWS FUCKING HEADS UP.
IT'S PRETTY LONG, BUT IT'S DEFINITION OF GREATNESS. IF YOU'RE GOING TO SAY SHIT THAT IT'S TOO CLICHED, WELL THEN, LISTEN UP SMARTYPANTS:
IT WAS SO FUCKING GREAT EVERYONE WANTED TO BE COOL LIKE TETSUO HARA AND DRAW KICKASS SHIT LIKE HIM. IT MADE THE CLICHES IN ANIMU.
AND IT ALSO INVENTED MANLY TEARS. THERE'S NO ANTICLIMATIC REVIVIING SHIT LIKE IN DRAGON BALLS. AND BECAUSE MANY PEOPLE DIE IN THIS ANIMU, IT'S SOMETIMES REALLY FUCKING DEPRESSING.

2. M.D. GEIST

ANOTHER GREAT CHINESE CARTOON. THERE ARE 2 MOVIES, AND IF YOU REALLY PAY MIND TO GRAFFIX, THEN GO WATCH THE REMASTERED DIRECTOR'S CUT VERSION. FAGGOTS ON MYANIMULIST WILL SAY IT'S SHIT BECAUSE THEY ONLY WATCH ANIMU WITH LITTLE SHOTAS THEY CAN MASTURBATE TO. IT'S ABOUT A RIPPED OFF SOLDIER CALLED GEIST. BUT HE'S NOT AN ORIDINARY SOLDIER. HE'S A "MOST DANGEROUS" SOLDIER, ONE OF STRONGEST UNITS OF REGULAR ARMY, THERE ARE MORE, BUT GEIST IS THE STRONGEST, AND DESIGNED FOR BATTLE. HE WAS SO DANGEROUS, HE HAD TO BE SENT TO SPACE FOR SOME TIME, BUT HE CAME BACK TO SAVE THE WORLD. IT HAS A GREAT TWIST AND GOD-TIER SOUNDTRACK.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxHgVBpKNEo
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffl4HDp-_S4

3. BERSERK

A PERFECT MANGA, IT'S RATED AS THE BEST MANGA OF ALL TIME ON GAYANIMULIST, PROBABLY THANKS TO PEOPLE WITH TASTE, BUT TOO BAD THAT PEDOPHILES ARE THE ONES THAT ARE POSTING ON FORUMS
AND, JUST AS EVERY SUCCESSFUL MANGO, IT HAD AN ANIMU
IF YOU AREN'T INTO READING THE MANGA, THEN YOU CAN START WATCHING THE ANIME, HOWEVER, IT SKIPS MANY THINGS, SO AFTER WATCHING THE ANIMU, WATCH THE MANGO FROM THE BEGINNING
SO, IT'S AN ANIMU ABOUT A CURSED MAN, NAMED GUTS, THAT IS BEING HAUNTED BY DEMONS AND SPOOKY GHOSTS, HE KILLS THE DEMONS THAT ARE CALLED "APOSTLES". ANIMU TELLS ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED BEFORE, WHY HE'S CURSED, AND WHERE THE APOSTLES CAME FROM
GUTS WAS FOUND UNDER A SPOOKY TREE(i won't tell how spooky it is, you will have nightmares)AND RAISED BY A MAN CALLED BAMBINO(just like these crayons lol)HE BECOMES A STRONG FIGHTER, AND SOMEDAY HE MEETS A BOY CALLED GRIFFITH
AND THERE GOES THE RIDE

SPOILERS AHEAD
guts lost his anal virginity in manga lolololo

4. JOEY JOJO'S SPOOKY EXPLORATION

JOKES ON ME, IT'S ACTUALLY JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE
JUST AS THE TITLE SAYS, IT'S REALLY BIZARRE, AND I SAY IT AFTER SEEING THE FIRST TWO VOLUMES OF OUT SEVEN, WHILE EIGHTH IS STILL ONGOING. THIS MANGO HAS OVER 100 VOLUMES, AND THE CHINESE CARTOONS ADAPTED THE FIRST TWO PARTS REALLY GOOD, SO DON'T WORRY, IF YOU WON'T READ THE PART 1 AND 2, YOU'LL JUST MISS A JOKE OR TWO(THAT'S AT LEAST WHAT I'VE HEARD)
THE FIRST ONE IS ABOUT VAMPIRES AND ZOMBIES, AND A TRUE GENTLEMAN CALLED JONATHAN JOESTAR, CALLED JOJO BY HIS FRIENDS, DAD AND HIS BIGGEST ENEMY AND THREAT
AND SAVING YOU FROM ZOMBIES IS HIS JOJOB
SECOND PART IS MORE ANCIENT WALL LEWD POSING RIPPED OFF MEN AND HOT 50 YEAR OLD WOMEN
BUT IT'S AWESOME TOO

5. CROMARTIE HIGH SCHOOL

i learned about it from this place
thank you very much, really

THIS ONE ISN'T AS PHYSICALLY BRUTAL AS REST OF ANIMUS I'VE MENTIONED, BUT IT'S MANLY, TOO
IT HAS MANLY ROBOTS, FREDDIE MERCURY RIDING THE KOKUOH, GORRILAS, MANLY MOTHERS AND DOKE DOKE DOKEEE
I DON'T NEED YOUR WANNA BE MANLY MEN RIDING UNICORNS INTO SUNSETS ON THE SURFACE OF THE SUN!

I AM ALL THAT IS MAN

I AM CATMAN

COME AT ME KENSHIRO! COME AT ME!
Last update on June 11, 6:34 pm by Catman.

Be excellent to each other...<div style="text-align:center;">[img width=343 height=150]http://www.romhack.me/file/pic/photo/2013/04/83fddd4b258d8811d4d282779701708f.gif[/img][img width=266 height=150]http://www.romhack.me/file/pic/photo/2014/06/72273401c0da0510620d789eca22db2a.gif[/img][img width=362 height=150]http://www.romhack.me/file/pic/photo/2013/04/42aa9c176294158407102e9a7432ad21_500.gif[/img]</div><div style="text-align:right;">...and party on, dudes!</div>

NO I LOVE DEM SKINNY BOIZ #FAGGYEMOSKINNYGUIZ4LYFE

OH EH JEE THEY ARE SO KAKUI AND HOT!! I WOULD DO SO MANY SUGOI THINGS TO THEM-TACHI SENPAI DESU. KAWAII NYAN NYAN I AM A NEKOMIMI DESU!!!!!!

I LUV KPOP

Hokuto no ken i played that game once 0.o Fist of North star.

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MANY MANLY TEARS WERE SHED TODAY. IF YOU DIDN'T CRY MANLY TEARS AFTER WATCHING THIS, YOU ARE A FAGGOT.

Not that there's anything wrong with being fabulous.
PENISES ARE MANLY.
  and  like this.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shemale

THEY WERE, BUT NOT ANYMORE.

Last update on June 20, 5:31 pm by Robert.

watching big-muscled men fight each other and wrestle is so manly and not homo-erotic

  likes this.
Bela said...

watching big-muscled men fight each other and wrestle is so manly and not homo-erotic

Last update on June 20, 10:11 pm by Catman.

Be excellent to each other...<div style="text-align:center;">[img width=343 height=150]http://www.romhack.me/file/pic/photo/2013/04/83fddd4b258d8811d4d282779701708f.gif[/img][img width=266 height=150]http://www.romhack.me/file/pic/photo/2014/06/72273401c0da0510620d789eca22db2a.gif[/img][img width=362 height=150]http://www.romhack.me/file/pic/photo/2013/04/42aa9c176294158407102e9a7432ad21_500.gif[/img]</div><div style="text-align:right;">...and party on, dudes!</div>

Robert said...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shemale

THEY WERE, BUT NOT ANYMORE.



That escalated quickly ;p
Rocka said...




That escalated quickly ;p


NO, IT ESCALATED MANLY-LY.

Hokuto No Ken is so manly that it comes first in a list of 'MANLY CHINESE CARTOONS' despite being Japanese.

Be excellent to each other...<div style="text-align:center;">[img width=343 height=150]http://www.romhack.me/file/pic/photo/2013/04/83fddd4b258d8811d4d282779701708f.gif[/img][img width=266 height=150]http://www.romhack.me/file/pic/photo/2014/06/72273401c0da0510620d789eca22db2a.gif[/img][img width=362 height=150]http://www.romhack.me/file/pic/photo/2013/04/42aa9c176294158407102e9a7432ad21_500.gif[/img]</div><div style="text-align:right;">...and party on, dudes!</div>

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